Hickies are super hot 😍
FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.
Yawning birds will always be one of my favorite things.
can I kill myself now
no way, friend.
dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
some of my favorite tags:
some more gems:
this post just gets better and better
It got better.
Panic at the disco song? “It’s nine in the afternoon your eyes are the size of the moon”
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
And here he is before his haircut.
He is evolving…
Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk
i have three moods
Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is
Khajiit has quick fingers.
Le voyage dans la lune (1902)
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.