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letmedothis:

just friends

baby please

If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one.
(via socaltides)

Absolutely

(via clittles)

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

crystaline-madeline:

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

Literally me

Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.
The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

moshturbate:

I think I’d look cute in between your legs

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

image

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

shut-up-and-fuck:

Please!
-Fox Face

shut-up-and-fuck:

Please!

-Fox Face

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.